Debra Galant Explains the Universe

Off to camp

It was hard enough to send him off to camp for two weeks. How do mothers ever send their sons to war?

Does that mean I have to have the nightmare too?

Or have someone drill implants into my brain? Or have Mommy kiss me on the lips? No thank you.

I'll sign up for the Dangerous Liaisons game, though, the one where John Malkovich calls me up and whispers sweet nothings....